JEE in 50 BC

JEE in 50 bc.. even then it wasn't easy.
Three and half elements to learn,
2 reactions- rust and burn.
God makes the sun and moon go round,
nothing goes faster than sound.
Distance measured by hands and feet,
all for a rotten wooden seat.
Test starts at the crack of dawn,
80 students in the lawn.
The teacher dictates every problem,
80 slates r scratched to solve them.
In the end just 20 survive,
remaining sixty burnt alive.
The 20 study in IITs,
to earn their wheel design degree,
they learn Pythagoras theorem, (a+b)square is taught to them.
In 30 years they become scholars,
earning over seven dollars.
JEE in 50 BC
education was never more cheezy...